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chat: so when are you going to show us your boyfriend?
"huh? when the hell did i say i was gonna do that, chat?"
chat: BRO IT'S LITERALLY IN YOUR STREAM TITLE
"oh... that's crazy, haha."
"you guys know i be lying a lot, right..."
chat: i'm literally only in here for moon
"well i think you should kill-"
"..."
"let me collect myself for a second."
chat: LMAOOOO HE'S GONNA GET BANNED AGAIN 💀
"i'm not getting banned chat, trust."
"just don't get on my nerves. i thought you guys were here to watch me try out vyse, not to simp for my boyfriend whose face you've never even seen, by the way."
chat: we don't gaf, she's mommy & we miss her
chat: his forearm was more than enough for me 🤤
"oh, but when i go offline for 3 months cause you little bitches don't know how to act, i'm the bad guy?"
chat: yeah, exactly. you finally get it
"..."
"he's busy playing pubg, i'm not disturbing him."
"how we met? uhm. it was online. yeah. online."
chat: chat something tells me he's lying
"actually. mind your business, chat. i'm gonna gatekeep him."
chat: no reason for me to stay lol bye
"damn? it's that serious?!"
"i'll throw you a bone, then."
"eh? what's my favourite thing about her?"
chat: get ready to clip this he's gonna simp lololol
chat: look at that smile, our boy's goooonee
"shut up... uhm... i'd say it's her ability to make just about anyone feel seen. i don't think a single person who knows moon doesn't feel like she sees them."
"i guess it ties with his attention to detail. he's so perceptive, it's scary. you guys know how good my poker face is, right? yeah, well, he sees right through that. he literally gauges my mood based on my scarce online activity the few times we're apart."
"oh, and he's so passionate about the things he likes. i fall in love with him whenever he shows it, he gets this all-in attitude and it's so adorable to me."
"i used to think we were opposites and that i was lukewarm in comparison to him. but he's gifted me an excitement about life and my interests that i didn't know i had in me."
"her energy is inviting, yeah! but sometimes i feel like i'm a rabbit being lured out by a fox... does that make sense?"
"she helps me step out of my comfort zone, even when i might scared of what's out there."
"why that analogy? oh, she just really reminds me of a fox. she's quick-witted and a little cunning. she's always trying to pull little mind tricks on me, and she's highly intuitive. like a fox!"
chat: can you stop being stingy and share him i need this kind of love

"no.""..."chat: his face is killing me bro said 😐
chat: guys stop pissing him off he's gonna drop off the face of the earth again T__T
"as i was saying. all it really takes is one little twitch, sigh, or the smallest movement and he knows how i'm feeling."
"and he takes such good care of me, as you guys have seen. how can i not love someone who worries about me like he does? he's taught me how to care about and for myself. he's so good to me that i don't remember what life was like without him."
chat: who else gagging
"yeah? you're gagging? i bet you're just about as bitchless as riku."
RIKUNOVA: WTF WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS I JUST CAME HERE TO HEAR ABOUT MOONYAL
"ah... sorry... my bad. that was a reflex."
"mods. can you kick him out? thank you."
"now back to my moonie. i dunno what else to say, honestly. he's quirky in a way i find endearing, he's competitive to an extent i can't relate to and he boo's me when i don't match his energy. he's smart, a good communicator and he carries himself so well."
"and he's funny, yeah. not funnier than me, but funny. he's just lovable."
"i stood no chance, chat."
"he's who i want to grow old with."
"i wish i could get him pregnant so bad."
chat: BRO??
"or that he could get me pregnant. i don't really mind either way. i'd wear frilly maternity dresses for him and shit."
chat: here he goes with that damn omegaverse bullshit again
GHOSTHUNTERYUUI: wish gay people were normal
"oh, shut up, homotron 3000. go lose your games."
"anyway... oh, and he indulges me so much! i can tell him the most outlandish things and he'll listen with a smile."
"he's so sweet and gentle and patient... but he bickers with me like we've been married for thirty years as well, hahaha. it's kinda refreshing!"
"ah. and he's so talented. he doesn't realise it himself and he's always quick to compliment others but can't take them himself. i still argue with him to accept my compliments."
"he lets me get away with a lot, i've become very spoiled. and i think he likes it. i've become a lot more dependent on him and he loves being reliable and trusted. i would give him my soul if i could, 'cause i trust he would keep it safe."
chat: how long have you guys been tgt for you to be talking like this, damn
"oh, us? since 2018."
chat: ????
chat: you're fucking lying again aren't you
chat: no way this man hid a 6 year rs and drops this like it's casual info. you're not kylie jenner
"i think we need to normalise minding our own business. why should i let you get all up in my relationship, huh?"
"moon's too precious to me for that."
chat: i'd start tweaking if my boyfriend hid me for 6 whole years
"good thing i'm not your boyfriend then!"
"and i never actively hid him. you guys just never looked."
"i've posted... snippets of him and i together online. long before he started popping up in my streams."
"no, not of his face. but i did soft launch him. there's tons of photos from our dates on my instagram. most of the pictures of me on there are taken by moon."
"you can't blame me for wanting to keep him all to myself. he's my knight in shining armour."
chat: do y'all think i'll die if i jump down from like. a 50ft. tall building
"i don't know american measures but how about we relax...?"
"god... i miss her."
"would you guys care if i ended stream now?"
chat: what happened to trying out vyse lmaoo u kill me u simp
chat: MF WE WANNA SEE HER!!!
"and i don't give a fuck. now what.""...""he just texted me..."
"he told me to tell you guys he says hi."chat: OMG
chat: MOON WE LOVE U
chat: come back home the kids miss you king
chat: my life hasn't been the same since sept. 14th when u walked into royal's stream to give him cut up fruit and we got to see ur torso
chat: moon i can treat u better please be my housewife
chat: moon i heard u like romania. I'm madly in love with u, please become my wife. I can provide fresh pork and wine for you. Come to Transylvania.
chat: NOT THAT COPYPASTA LMAOOO
chat: STFU CHAT HE'S GONNA KILLHIMSELF"..."STREAM ENDED.